WARNING: If you're in no mood to hear me complain a little, navigate elsewhere! Seriously. You won't hurt my feelings. May I suggest Food Lush?
Ok, still here? Great. Thanks. I need to tell you about my house. This house was our second choice when we bought it 2 1/2 years ago. Our first choice was a big fixer-upper that I thank God every day we didn't end up buying. (It needed a new HVAC, new siding, a new roof and all new carpet...so we walked away.) At our walk-through and even at the home inspection, this house looked great. It had recently been flipped, so there were new appliances, brand new carpet, new paint and other little details all around. It's pretty "bare bones," but we're not fancy, so it was a good starter home for us. When we learned we would remain a family of three, we decided we could stay in this house long-term if we chose to, or we could move and rent this one out to students or faculty members at the university.
Y'all...I think I hate this house. It just seems like it's been one thing after another lately and I'm just about to the breaking point. First there were the ants. We got rid of them pretty easily, but the reason we had them in the first place is that the baseboards and cabinets were not installed correctly. There are holes. Guess what else comes into holes? Mice. I think we may finally (crosses fingers and prays) be rid of them, but who knows. We haven't seen any "evidence" in the past few days and I caught 5 of them last week, so at least there are less of them, even if a few are still lurking. Our electricity also went out in our front "formal" living room. Just that room. No idea why. Fortunately, we don't use that room much, BUT STILL. It would be nice to have the option.
This brings me to cleanliness. We are not dirty people, I assure you, but the house seems in a perpetual state of clutter. My husband, who I adore, is a slob. My son is 2 and likes to dump things onto the floor. I admit that I"m a bit of a packrat, but I NEED a little order in here. I clean, I promise I do, but it looks like I rarely touch the clutter. At the end of the day, it looks like a bomb exploded in our living room. There are mega-blocks scattered about, Marcus's coffee cups and newspapers are strewn all over, mail is stacked on top of mail and sometimes there are stray fruit bar wrappers on the couch. There are days when I would absolutely die if someone stopped by unannounced. I pick up after everyone, but by morning, it's al destroyed again, it seems.
I cleaned our bathrooms this morning, a task I tackle every Monday. (FYI: Toilets and sinks get done twice a week.) I have no idea what Marcus did in our bathtub while Dean and I were gone this weekend, but there was a black ring around the bottom. It was disgusting! I cleaned it THURSDAY before we left. His side of the sink looks like a health and beauty aisle at CVS and there's enough reading material stacked on his nightstand to open a used bookstore. I do not claim to be guilt-free. My nightstand is covered with Dean's bedtime books and my magazines, some of which date back several months because I just haven't had the time to look through them.
I have this fantasy where someone gives me a gift certificate to a maid service for just one cleaning. I feel like if someone else came in and got the place absolutely spotless just once, I could keep it up from there. (I realize this isn't the case, as Marcus and Dean would still live here, but a girl can dream, right?) In my fantasy, the cleaning occurs on a Friday and Marcus and Dean are gone until Sunday. I guess they are on the boat catching fish, eating pickles and amusing each other by passing gas. I run around in my bare feet and feel the non-sticky floors, the luciously clean carpet, sniff the fresh air, bask in the emptiness of the laundry basket and wallow in the clean sheets.
Then I snap back to reality, mix up my trusty baking soda/vinegar paste and scrub whatever the heck that black stuff is out of my tub.
Do other parents feel like they can't keep their homes clutter-free? Tell me I'm not alone, internet.